Being within touching distance of me isn't likely, I'm afraid. I'm in the belly of the beast, so to speak. A janitor's closet. An offensively small janitor's closet. So small, in fact, that I've become rather intimate friends with a mop that's seen better days.
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[ as if he wouldn't admit to this. ]
Being within touching distance of me isn't likely, I'm afraid. I'm in the belly of the beast, so to speak. A janitor's closet. An offensively small janitor's closet. So small, in fact, that I've become rather intimate friends with a mop that's seen better days.
It just means I'll have to show you one day!